plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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kurdistanimin:

The smile of a fighter!

send me “have you evers”

(Source: taylorsghost, via capitolsfury)

ursorum:

Doctor Who the hell cares 

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: seizai, via nothingistruerthandeath)

x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk crap about you]

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phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

snapchatting:

one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 

(Source: snapchatting, via unescapable)

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

(via maths-sucks)

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(via pizza)

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